Monthly Archives: February 2008

Pictures & Stories of Motorcycle Trips

If you like to read stories about motorcycle trips, or look at pictures of motorcycles and past rides, then go to these links…

Stories & Photos of Motorcycle trips

Photos of Motorcycle Trips & Other

Uncle Fester’s Photos
Utah Ride
Big Bend, TX
Kerrville, TX area
Big Bend, TX
Fayettville, AR – Blues Bikes and BBQ Rally
Santa
Washington on the Brazos Park, TX
VROC Rally
Honda Chop
’04 Galveston Rally

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I can’t get no respect…

A biker is riding by the zoo, when he sees a little girl leaning into the lion’s cage. Suddenly, the lion grabs her by the cuff of her jacket and tries to pull her inside to slaughter her, under the eyes of her screaming parents. The biker jumps off his bike, runs to the cage and hits the lion square on the nose with a powerful punch. Whimpering from the pain the lion jumps back letting go of the girl, and the biker brings her to her terrified parents, who thank him endlessly.
A reporter has seen the whole scene, and addressing the biker, says
– Sir, this was the most gallant and brave thing I saw a man do in my whole life.
– Why, it was nothing, really, the lion was behind bars. I just saw this little kid in danger, and acted as I felt right.
– Well, I’ll make sure this won’t go unnoticed. I’m a journalist, you know, and tomorrow’s papers will have this on the first page. What motorcycle do you ride?
– A Harley Davidson.
The journalist leaves.
The following morning the biker buys the paper to see if it indeed brings news of his actions, and reads, on first page:

BIKER GANG MEMBER ASSAULTS AFRICAN IMMIGRANT AND STEALS HIS LUNCH.

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A message from “Red”

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The “Silent Majority” a.k.a The Angry White Man

http://www.aspentimes.com/article/2008198091324

courtesy of the Aspen Times Weekly

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See what kind of biker you are…

http://www.whybike.com/biker/

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The Vista Experience!

Does Bill Have It In For Me?

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