The Silly Season Is Upon Us!
I don’t normally blog about politics but, c’mon, am I the only one who’s bone tired of it already? I swear, we should haul anyone who shows a willingness to be a politician out into the street and terminate them with extreme prejudice as an object lesson.
To encourage the others, y’know?
In my opinion, only individuals with a violent aversion to politics should be elected – they’ll avoid the job like the plague and will bail at the first opportunity. A self-limiting process, as it were…
Failing that, we should implement something I read about in some obscure SF novel back in my misspent youth; politicians, upon election, should be fitted with tamper-proof explosive collars with radio receivers. Voters will have a website or phone number where they can register a “Approve” or “Disapprove” vote. Get enough “Disapprove” votes and we’re having new elections. Obviously, the system will need tweaking but I see no reason for lab testing, let’s go straight to a field beta to validate the hardware and software and then full production rollout upon the first successful detonation.
Opinion?



3 Comments
September 22, 2008 at 7:56 am
Made me laugh out loud.
September 23, 2008 at 10:10 pm
I swear, I’m about ready to go back to hereditary inbreds just to get the noise level under control.
September 26, 2008 at 9:26 pm
I’m with you! Just hand me the button.